Men and happiness..

When God was creating humans, he wanted to create simple beings, like other animals, unperturbed by the small changes daily life brings with it. And thus, he started. He was pretty satisfied with what he was doing; and then the devil got to know of this humble act God was doing. Devil, being the life of the party which he is, he convinced God that his society would be as bland and dull as authentic Italian food because of all the simplicity. And hence, God decided to spice things up by adding unwanted ingredients to his otherwise simple world, he added women. 

Women are chemically and mentally opposite to men in almost all aspects of thinking and behaviour. Where men are simple and relaxed, women are rubik’s cube. Men find happiness in small things; women find flaws in all things. Men find cure to all the problems at the bottom of a bottle; women are always so damn sensitive about their bottoms. When a guy is feeling sad, he watches a sport; when a girl is feeling sad, she thinks about all the good things in her life and analyses how things could have been better and thus feels sadder. When a guy wants something, he goes out and gets it; when women want something, they sit and crib how God was unfair by not providing them with it in the first place. Guys know the importance of communication and thus speak out how they feel; girls believe telepathy to be a fair mode of communication. 

It’s fairly simple to make men happy, feed them with good food, give them a comfortable couch, serve them chilled beer, and now and then play some rock music. We do not want expensive stones around our fingers and neck, strangling us. We do not crave for expensive animal skin hanging from our shoulders. We never want the belly fat to move down or upwards. We are content with being alone, as long as we have a remote in our hand, and a gaming console in front of us. We do not care for the strands of hair on our upper-lip. We are unperturbed if our shoes do not match our belt, or if our shirts make us look fat. What makes men happy is the fact that the same pair of jeans can serve us for a month and nobody will be judging us because of that. Happiness comes from the fact, that if one guy does not keep his promise towards us, we do not have trust issues with every other male on the entire planet. We move on. We give life second chances. We keep our faith in humanity alive, even when it gets darn difficult. 

So, women, cheer up and give the friend-zoned guy a chance. Trust other men, like once you trusted the one who broke it. No two people were made the same, so stop generalising. 

“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.” ~Friedrich Nietzsche